Hannah Montana

The latest money-maker from the Disney Channel. Hannah Montana (the show) follows the life of a young Miley Stewart as she balances being a normal girl with being a celebrity popstar, with the only difference between the two being a blonde wig. Her singing is mediocre, something you would find at a Karaoke bar...

Miley: You got the best of both worlds!
Walt Disney's Ghost: Yes! More money! Send it to my underground, frozen lair!
Miley: Man, I love singing!
WDG: Man, I love money!
Miley: Man, I love my daddy!
WDG: Man, I love you Hannah Montana!

by joshrocks7890 February 18, 2008

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A no talent, over-rated, product of Disney, WASTE OF SPACE with a retarded name.

Retarded 12 year old: HOMGWTFBBQ I got tickets to HANNAH MONTANA.

Random Person on Street: Shut the fuck up. -shoots her-

by George Le January 3, 2008

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A tween celebrity who looks like a monkey with make-up

Little sister: HANNAH MONTANA IS SOOO PRETTY!!
Big Sister: oh god. what are you talking about? she looks like a monkey with make-up.

by Malish February 16, 2008

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Hannah Kate

Loving cutesy dear who loves animals but loves John John more (that is a lot of love) - beautiful, cutest, sexiest love heart in the universe! Her war cry is: Neng. Best girl you can ask for :)

Hannah Kate is a loving soul like no other

by cupofcoffee March 21, 2018

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Hannah Montana

Just another damned clone produced by Bell Labs under contract to Disney. When she is all-used-up, they'll produce more to unleash on the public.

"Hannah Montana. Proof you can come from nowhere and bring it with you. Also, few adults know or even care that her last name is spelled with only two "n's", not three."

by Carl J. Maltese February 16, 2008

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