A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.
Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.
Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.
You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.
by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018
Get the Greasy Clown mug.When a gander isn't good enough for the young male, he initiates a greasy gander. He reaches under his pillow and grabs his war paint, while whispering "a gander is afoot". Upon equipping the war paint to his now partially naked body, paying particular attention to the arse and general arse-area (on the arse, not in the arse!!) the young buck then makes it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening, without being compromised (Usually from bushes or behind curtains). Once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the "greasy badger" would be enough to stop this act of high level pervery on fine young women.
Steve says to Mike: Hey Mike, I'm off down to the shops do you wanna come?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?
by deltaforce_dfb February 20, 2019
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“J-Roc’s making his little ‘grease film’ here and he thought it’s appropriate for me to just start slapping that lady on her bum but I’m not comfortable doing that, to tell you the truth.”
“I want nothing to do with your greasy cheesy porn J-Roc.”
“I want nothing to do with your greasy cheesy porn J-Roc.”
by zatchbell622 March 14, 2019
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Good ol Thompson: Nah dude this was a grease wig, Im poor af!
Good ol Thompson: Nah dude this was a grease wig, Im poor af!
by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019
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Bees that fly around ricky because hes covered in garbage juices and soda sugar, especially when he is recycling old cans.
by Beanzy_94 March 31, 2019
Get the Greasy Dump Bees mug.The fear of greg paul the ld pedophole who created jake and logan paul. "greg paulaphobia means you have a fear of greg paul and are scared of him". The near mention of his name will haunt you or you will have nightmares based of him.
There is no way to treat this phobia.
There is no way to treat this phobia.
guy- "guys I am deeply afraid of greg paul and have greg paulaphobia please help me"
other guy- "oh shit man damn really?"
greg paul- "hi guys"
guy-"dies"
other guy- "oh shit man damn really?"
greg paul- "hi guys"
guy-"dies"
by big_brain69420 November 1, 2019
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