Alabama Football

Being Alabama Football is being so good that you brainwash your biggest rivals into thinking they care about basketball.

I swear I've been a basketball fan my whole life. If our football team was good, I'd still care this much. This absolutely has nothing to do with getting my yearly ass whooping from Alabama Football. Now shut up; I have another Instagram story to post.

by AZWHOOPR January 25, 2022

Football Whore

Scum a the earth who support more than one football club. Belong to the fucking slaughterhouse, usually fat shites or low life twats with no fucking balls to remain loyal. Disgrace to football and have large loose anal cavities. Fucking twats!!!

You’re being a football whore

by rickyfknwaldrom February 4, 2023

fantasy football

The act of inserting your clitterous into a man's penis whole while prying the penis whole open with chopsticks. This is all occurring during a fantasy football draft.

Man: Hey, can we fantasy football tonight?
Woman: Depends on when the draft is.

by Myqe the Rappist September 3, 2018

American Football

Americans speed running brain damage.

American Football: "Oh, you want to avoid the test on Monday? Just play some Football this weekend and get a little concussion."

by Denkire March 22, 2021

Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."

by Hectorino November 26, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Football

The first time I ever disappointed my parents.

"For Christ's sake, son! That's not how you play football!"

by CuteBoy56 June 14, 2019