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Football Whore

Scum a the earth who support more than one football club. Belong to the fucking slaughterhouse, usually fat shites or low life twats with no fucking balls to remain loyal. Disgrace to football and have large loose anal cavities. Fucking twats!!!
by rickyfknwaldrom February 4, 2023
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Football

Laying on a field "crying" half the time.
OMG!! Football is a girly sport, man.
by Aguyontheinternet23 January 27, 2017
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Friday Football

Let’s fuck up drew in friday football tomorrow
by yhhhhhladdddd November 18, 2021
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Football Creationist

Noun: Person who believes that Football in England was created in 1992 when their God (Alex Ferguson) invented the sport exactly as it was described in their holy book (Football for dummies) and did not exist before. Will often voice such opinions vehemently and refute any proof to the contrary.
Don't talk to that melt, he thinks football started in 1992, those football creationists are mental in the head.
by Dontbebitter April 29, 2025
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Football

Who ever u fucking support it can’t be those fucker man city glory glory glory man united fuck man city they touch kids so does adam Johnston who loves those kiddies man not man not up the ra tayto crisp and basketball djdjjrjrnffnnfndnfndnndndndjdjdjdndndndkfkdjdjdjdjdndjdmdndjdnfnfnfnfndjdjdjfjfjfjfjdjddjjrjrjffojfgmjgjhhhjdrjdjdjdjdjjdjddhdnjd big juicy ass
ya fam what good
Mandem.Here whats the craic there boi no reason that’s does the way lad fuck the huns football
by Bigbroskyman October 29, 2020
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Tennessee Football

Tennessee Football is the true meaning of losing, terrible qb protection, and a qb that waits 10 years to throw an incomplete pass.
When i record losing games i record tennessee football
by lifemeegan October 2, 2019
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Indiana Football

The saddest thing to exist. In 2020, iu went 7-2 and ranked #12 and the next year they went 2-10. Filled with mediocre 5-star athletes and half their good players gone, Indiana is in for a rough awakening, and ChatGPT was very wrong when saying they were a rising powerhouse
Jaylin: I played Indiana Football
Dexter: Of course you did, you absolutely suck
by Totallyaharvardstudent November 27, 2023
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