flying dutchman

found on the seceret menu at in-n-out burger, best burger joint in the world, only found in California, Arizona and Nevada (It's family owned and operated). It consists of meat and cheese only. A 2x2 flying dutchman is 2 meat and 2 cheese. A 3x3 is 3 meat and 3 cheese.
Whoa, Char just ate a 4x4 flying dutchman and now he's been in the bathroom for 2 solid hours!
by PCP from the MPC February 03, 2006
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No Fly Zone

The future secondary of the Florida Gators! Meaning no one will be able to pass the ball on them.
The Florida Gators have the number one pass defense in the country thanks to their strictly enforced No Fly Zone.
by ChompChompChomp November 30, 2012
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flying squirrel

n. 1. A type of dive in swimming in which a person grabs his or her ankles in mid-air while at a steep angle
I performed a flying squirrel dive at the community pool.
by Anonymous4 July 19, 2006
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flying dutchman

when you fart, then walk away quickly so no one will think it was you who committed the foul deed
I was at this upscale banquet last night and had to perform a flying dutchman; I was so embarrassed! Good thing no one caught me.
by B123456 January 05, 2008
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Flying J

A person that is extremely addicted to Socom II online. He has already surpassed two-hundred playing hours and he is a rank-up whore.
"If someone threatened to take away my Socom I would take it in the ass."
by Toya April 13, 2005
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Flying cock

The act of two heterosexual men sitting side by side in public when it is more practical to sit across from each other.
James and Ted received strange looks when they were flying cock during happy hour.
by Gallagher69 January 13, 2017
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Fiction on the Fly

(1) the less-than-honest but tried-and-true method used by married spouses for dealing with an indiscretion; a more sophisticated version of "thinking out loud"

(2) the time-honored technique used by politicians, lawyers and publicists to add sunshine to a murky situation or deflect attention

(3) a rhetorical device employed by men to cover a wide range of pre- and post-romantic interludes

(4) the immediate and often creative explanation to something you have no clue about

Etymology - derived from the David Mamet comedy, State and Main (2000); William H. Macy character Walt Price: It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.”
Mark Antony - “Those are some crazy pheromones on your perfumed sails. Mrs. Philopator, you're trying to seduce me.”

Cleopatra (in her best fiction on the fly) – “Don’t be silly sweetie. It’s just an old Ptolemaic dynasty tradition. Your imagination is more fertile than the Nile River. ”

“Damn you and your Fiction on the Fly. You WERE checking that girl out. It had nothing to do with your claims about Tim Gunn and loving fashion."

“I’m sorry baby. It just slipped. Maybe we can use a safe word next time.” (most overheard--and overused--fiction on the fly)

“Yes. I googled my tweet and discovered that my linkedin got facebooked. How many pieces of social networking flair are you wearing today? “

"That Governor Sanford needs to work on both his TMI and Fiction on the Fly. Damn."
by Marcus Antonius July 10, 2009
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