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Evil

Right but if he ASKED and you had the means to give to him.... Wouldn't you just give it to him? I mean, it's the difference between murder and manslaughter. And you can say "Well, manslaughter is still a crime." But... Sometimes you're guilt is peripheral and if it's too peripheral then you don't even try to stop it.
Hym "Well, if you have a sandwich. And a guy is starving on the street and you can see the future and he begs you for food... Do you give it to him?"

Retard "I mean I'd decide..."

Hym "Soooo... You know he's going to starve... But there is a possibility you'll say no.... So.... What would it take for you to say 'No?' "

Retard "Uuuuuummmmm.... I don't know. I would have to just not feel like giving it to him."

Hym "So... The guy doesn't need to live unless you feel like letting him?"

Retard "Uuuuh.... Well... I mean, I'm the good one so I would let him live but I wouldn't have to if I didn't want to..."

Hym "So.... What would it take for you to NOT help them? What would it take for you to not give them the sandwich? What would he have to do?"

Retard "I don't know. I would have to not want to. It would be at my discretion."

Hym "Well... Does he have to trade his life for yours?"

Retard "What?"

Hym "I mean... You have the sandwich... He's going to die if he doesn't get it... Should he have to willing give up his life so you get to keep your sandwich if taking your sandwich doesn't effect your ability to get subsequent sandwich?"

Retard "It's MY sandwich!"

Hym "Right but... If you're not going to give up a sandwich for his life then... Why should he give up his life for your sandwich? And it's not even the sandwich it's the sandwich in abstraction and in aggregate..."

Retard "You're evil!"

Hym "..... And?"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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evil yart

a thc pen that you’re 99% sure is laced
Bro this evil yart is SO spiced
by bumbarahsclaht June 6, 2025
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Evil Mike

Evil Mike another word for a low functioning psychopath. And can be easily manipulated.
Evil Mike: Smile 1….2…3…
Me: Does epic Cheshire cat grin
by Platinumunity July 23, 2023
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Evil Edgar

The worst possible person to ever walk the earth. Literally just pure scum. If I could punch Evil Edgar in the face, I would.
Evil Edgar. Ugh. Again?
by angrypeaman February 13, 2020
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Mommy milkers evil susy balakala

Mimmu milkaer
ahahahahahh Mommy milkers evil susy balakala sussye sauchty
by sussy akab April 7, 2022
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EVIL week

The official week where everything is EVIL.
Happens every year from August 23-30th!!

Add EVIL to your usernames and act EVIL the whole time. 😈
“dude i cant wait for EVIL week im gonna be so EVIL you dont understand.. 😈” “omg!”
by twinkitron2000 August 23, 2024
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Evil

Evil people don't turn evil, they just wear a good humanitarian facade (though not every humanitarian is superficial or evil, it's just a good place to hide in plain sight for those that are, among people the word thinks of as wonderful) in public, they try and light up the world with talk and preaching about equality, desegregation, justice, and things that sound good to a broad audience rather than a narrow, exclusive one (Hitler did the same thing by talking about peace and prosperity), but their true nature isn't as broadly known, as only a few people know about isolated incidents from the past that they found disturbing about the evil person (almost invisible from the outside observer).
He/she had always been evil and sleazy, even as a kid, but most of his/her audience didn't actually know much about his/her life or past beyond the public facade, the face the community at large saw most of the time, the one they thought was the real version of them.
by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
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