A fucking dipshit who loves anime and roleplay. He is a wiibu who likes sticking his penis inside other animals. He looks like a blobfish had a child with Whoopie Goldberg. He has a mullet, no friends, and the IQ of a starfish. Nobody lies Evan.
"Eww, It's Evan."
by Eric Benedict February 20, 2020
Get the Evanmug. by SpyEvan August 1, 2021
Get the Spy Evanmug. by moonininini December 3, 2021
Get the Kenneth Evansmug. Evanism is a religious cult that legit based off on being different these guy if you like something they well find way to dislike it or say something bad about what you like these guys well talk to a girl and automatically like the girls music taste just to relate and they also become boy bestfriend with the cute girls so people will say "are yall dating" it makes him feel special
by Yeuri June 6, 2022
Get the Evanismmug. Good at basketball like lebron
Will posterize u
Will break ur ankles
Has a wet jumper
Never misses a shot
Will posterize u
Will break ur ankles
Has a wet jumper
Never misses a shot
by The G. O. A. T May 16, 2018
Get the evan fontesmug. by Nickevanssucks June 3, 2019
Get the Nick Evansmug. First off HUGE penis mans is half horse.Great personality and his charisma his Barack level. The chosen one and leader of men. A gentleman women fling themselves at him but he has only one true love .God. a Family man the type of guy you bring home to mama and papa.Your father will ask why you don’t propose. Cardi b might not cook or clean but evan major Jackson? Build:different. master chef and son of mr clean himself the boy is nice. Overall lots could be said about him and really no one knows him he’s like
A ghost a legend the prodigy.
A ghost a legend the prodigy.
by Emj November 23, 2021
Get the EVAN MAJOR JACKSONmug.