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Edward

A blonde haired idiot that has no friends, is loved by short fat girls, has a tiny penis that he wants handsome guys to taste, and probably touches himself to pics of minors.
"I really hate that blonde haied, small dick idiot"

"Oh, you mean Edward?"
by Mistor Guy December 2, 2023
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Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen is so SEXYY
by anonymous December 25, 2020
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Edward Dane Mauldin

Wow! Edward Dane Mauldin! He's looking slutty!
by Catatonius February 13, 2023
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Clare Edwards

A character from a Canadian TV show called Degrassi, she is the younger sister of Darcy Edwards but found her true self once she attended Degrassi. She made friends with Alli Bhandari, Connor DeLauier and KC Guthrie (whom became her first boyfriend). After she got into grade 10 she got a new hair cut and ditched her glasses and met Eli Goldsworthy who would be her boyfriend.
Girl 1: Omg I love Clare from Degrassi

Girl 2: "Clare Edwards really does have pretty eyes"

Girl 3: "I can relate to her so much"

Girl 4: "I want to protect her so I'll totes fight anyone who does her wrong"
by ILoveClareEdwards November 22, 2020
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Edwardness

it is how edward people are. edward is a term for bald & short people are.
the edwardness of that guy is unfathomable.
he is so edward!
by electroencephallographically August 11, 2024
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grant edward sterling

Grant Edward Sterling is an amazing person at everything. He pounds pussy and steals your bitch.
by SG999 June 2, 2020
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Edwards middle school

This is the place where either you are poor and ghetto or white and redneck. All the white hoes here are hot cheeto girls that are friends with the black people or they are a annoying ass friend group who all love trump and like country music. There is also this teacher that has been working there forever that has really crusty toes. I’m not sure if I can name but iykyk. Don’t forget about the nice janitor and mean as hell cafeteria ladies.
Hey! Have you heard about Mrs _____ only fans?
Other person: yeah I sub actually great toes pics.

You can tell she is from edwards middle school
by Uglyasshoe January 3, 2021
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