dork snorkeler

1. An ass-kisser

2. One who performs fellacio frequently

1. I see you bought the boss a new tie - you're such a dork snorkeler.

2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.

by saulgoode-42 March 6, 2009

Derk Magurk

A name given to someone who:

Acts in a gay ward manner towards a group of people.

Someone who acts like an idioit when trying to complete a job or task at hand

And/or a simple combination of the two

"Bro, why you gotta be a "Derk Magurk"?

"Just call me Derk Magurk".

"Look at him over there. He's such a Derk Magurk".

"I bet you $12 Derk Magurk over there wont do it!"

by Nuclearwaste113 July 21, 2009

Dorkadoo

a nickname for a loved one or close friend who has dork-like qualities or tendencies

Baby you are such a dorkadoo.

by HaliDoll August 27, 2009

dork kiara

Kiara, a rather silly individual well known for being a dork though using the phrase 'dork destroyed' which creates a situation of great irony.

In short dork = Kiara and Kiara = dork

This word play is most common in Western Australia, and especially in Perth.

Dork refers to a silly person, and not a whale penis in this situation.

Hi I am Dork Kiara, and I am a dork.

Dork destroyed

I just pulled a massive Kiara

You are such a Kiara

Morton, you silly goose. NO disregard that. You Kiara face.

by clamofthesea January 16, 2010

doorknob

When someone unwillingly grabs an individuals testicles in a "Knob" turning fashion. Similar to a door.

Ronald, "Bitch make me a sandwich," and Susan said "Fuck you bitch Imma doorknob your ass!"

by KITTEN MITTENSXXXChewbacca March 12, 2011

Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 7, 2011

Dorkanese

Someone from the land of Dork.

That guy just farted and laughed at himself, he must be Dorkanese!

by Jewceboxxenese April 14, 2011