dan-tuot

Homofaggot; raging doucher. Commonly used to describe underdeveloped intelligence and inferiority expressed through blatant disregard of cultural standards and an unwillingness to accept common knowledge.

Dude, you really need to stop being such a dan-tuot right now it's pissing everyone off.

by LostProphecy October 11, 2011

Dan the Matheny

One who is very dumb. He likes to sexually assault felines. He had no friends and like to act like he's tough but he's not. He will always be made fun of by someone no matter where he is.

That kid over there is so gay. I think he is Dan the Matheny

by Theodore R May 14, 2008

A Dan B

1) Someone who is tends not to stand up for themselves but will run to someone else for help. In other words, a grass.
Usually hated by most people and when in certain situations, will cry and generally annoy everybody in the area.
2) Someone with a small head.

Example 1
person1) Hey, look at that guys abnormally small head.
person2) Haha, yeah he's got a Dan B.

Example 2
person1) Stop crying poof face, your such a Dan B.
person2) lol

by People who know alot February 28, 2008

Dan's milkshakes

White creamy substance that tends to attract the attention of "all the boys" and thier playmates. Dan's Milkshakes is a secret recipe that only Dan himself knows but he is happy to share the bi-product of his labors.
best served chilled on a hot shirtless summer day.

boy #1 Hey man don't you just love Dan's Milkshakes?
boy #2 yeah I go to his yard everyday for that shit.

by Fishteam September 28, 2007

Steely Dan

a large, hand crafted dildo. the dildo is made by molding feces into the designated design and then sticking the dildo in the freezr. after the steely dan is completed, it is then inserted into a female's FUPA, or 'Fat Upper Pussy Area". steely dans are a great frozen treat if used on a nice warm day.

Yo, did you see that chicks steely dan????? that shit looks like a floppy jalopy!

by hhs.pickle.monster January 28, 2010

lieutenant dan

During intercourse with a woman, before cumming, the man chops off the woman's leg, thus making her like Liuetenant Dan from Forrest Gump

by Scott Jaffa February 11, 2003

Dan Marino

A selfish football player, who has everyone thinking he had no talent, despite he was 31th pick in the draft(to a SB team). They say he had no defense, but his defense had the name Killer B's(that's not a name for a sorry defense since it sounds cool), they said he had no running back(the truth is his HBs never got any carries), they always ranked high on pass offense(once again no carries for the HB and like were top 5 in pass attempts), and he tried to win a lot of games by himself.

the truth is Dan Marino owns just about every career passing record cause he was selfish, still same old from college(his team was #1, but he cost them, cause he was so busy trying to win the national championship) people kiss his ass cause he has records but no rings and they don't blame him.

by Your mom March 27, 2005