Zoom cut

Classic lock down cut performed on oneself maintain a vague image of professionalism. Only angle given consideration is front on/webcam/selfie. Best described as 'Business up front, don't give a f*ck about the back'. The haircut equivalent of wearing a suit, tie and 5 day old underpants at your desk. AKA Poor man's mullet.

'Hey man looking schmick this morn! Zoom cut and wax dude! You think the front looks average, the back looks like Billy Ray Cyrus's after losing a wrestling match in a hayfield.

by Axeman222 February 23, 2021

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cut the truffle

While during the act of farting, a little nugget of poop accidentally escapes. Similar to cut the cheese but with an unwanted surprise.

"What's wrong? Why are you- OMG! Did you cut the cheese?"

"Nah man, I cut the truffle."

"Ugh! You so nasty!"

by thelonefoodie July 7, 2016

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Tough Cut

An expression that shows just how unfortunate your situation is.
It’s the equivalent of saying, down on your luck but with more of an edge.
It is a little better than saying oof when hearing some bad news.

Just imagine someone’s having a terrible day, instead of saying, “Dang, that sucks bro.”
Say instead: “Sounds like you’ve had a tough cut, dude.”

“Yo! no cap but I really think that kid just got knocked out by the dodgeball.”
“Really? Wow, tough cut. a ahaha.”

by zoroclutch October 13, 2019

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