crocodile

Inspired by Crocodile Dundee, another word for "done".

I was late showing up so all the beer was "crocodile".

by G_MON June 12, 2007

Crocodile Hands

Dry, cracked, and salty hands that appear crocodillian. The hands are usually dehydrated and white. They are usually the result of an out of state trip, generally to Minnesota or Illinois.

"Look at your crocodile hands! They're so cracked and dry!"
"Yeah, man. I just got back from Minnesota.

by Camo Dan January 12, 2011

Betty Crocker

1. A woman with obsolete ideas on marriage, women in the workplace, and women's rights in general. Frequently believes that a woman's sole place is the kitchen and ignores the past 60 years of female advancement entirely.

2. A woman with so much foundation on her face it looks caked on.

1. My cousin went to school for 6 years, got a master's degree in teaching, then became Betty Crocker saying she wants to be "more domestic."

2. Wow, her makeup is so badly done, she looks like Betty Crocker.

by Elizafox November 19, 2016

crocodile arms

When going out with peers to a bar or restaurant and nobody offers to pay the bill, hence they and yourself have the short arms of a crocodile.

It's kinda of a turn off when you go on a date with a girl and you got crocodile arms all night.

by jj3point2 November 30, 2011

snozzle crockle

big floppy donkey dick

Sup Bro Guess what i got from market

A snozzle crockle

No ur gay, I shit on you

by William Fishwick September 10, 2006

Crochester

Derogatory term for the city Rochester, MN.
i.e. Croch & ester.
The motto should be: Rochester, the only city in Minnesota to consistently vote Republican!

Oh my god I want to get the hell out of Crochester a.s.a.p.!!

by Hoynga April 23, 2005

Crocker

A large man that targets individuals that are percieved to have power and then does tremendous job of brown nosing and ass kissing.

When I saw you with the CEO of our company, I knew you were pulling a crocker.

by Michel M December 28, 2005