coffee grinder

The coffee grinder is the portion of a female's anatomy, also known as the vagina, designed to accept and stimulate the husband's erect penis, so that later on a baby might come travelling down thisbirth canal.

I wouldn't use an internal pad in there my dear because plugging up the coffee grinder can result in toxic shock.

by pamschel March 19, 2006

Making Coffee

Having the kind of sexual relations which cause liquids to be secreted from the genitals.

I made coffee last night with my boyfriend.

by Kahleeshma November 22, 2003

coffee break

a person recives oral sex while taking a "break."

when a chick sucks a guys dick while his taking a shit

by aquariusgurl October 27, 2004

coffee filter

The act of sucking a womans menstrual flow through her panties.

Gregor coffee filtered his girlfriend before removing her panties and dining at the Y.

by The other no one April 06, 2006

coffee snob

a person who thinks that STARBUCKS is the only coffee worth the beans it provides, anytime they come in contact with ANY OTHER type of coffee, they compare it to the BUCKS, no matter what!

guy-"hey how was the coffee there?"
girl-"it sucks, its not STARBUCKS!"
guy-"wow you are a coffee snob!"

by chefkev October 10, 2010

far-coffee

Alternate word for 'fuck off'. Safely usable around parents, teachers and Christians.

Christian: Praise the Lord!
Me: Far-coffee!
Christian: I beg your pardon?
Me: What? I only said the coffee is far away, calm down.

by spookaholic July 02, 2017

share coffee

Act where 2 people engage in oral sex that is extremely wet. Wet with saliva, pre-cum and/or lady cum. It's both hot and disgusting, depending on what makes you horny.

"I just shared coffee with my girlfriend, it was so hot!"

"He asked to share coffee with me; it made me want to vomit"

by Bigb000tyh0e October 20, 2013