Dark Chocolate

A phrase that has no meaning but can be used to fuck with your friends

Sam: Did you get dark chocolate last night?
Nic: What the FUCK is dark chocolate

by _DarkChocolate_ August 23, 2021

hot chocolate wine

A fun and sexy code name for period poops

Seb: “Hey babe, what’s taking you so long in the bathroom?”
Dani: “Aw man I’m brewin’ a mad batch of hot chocolate wine in here, best keep your distance boys.”
Seb: “Yikes”

by Clumpy swirl December 5, 2021

trap chocolate

A chocolate bar sold as containing magic mushrooms but instead has sketchy research chemicals with possible adverse side effects.

Trap chocolate will melt your brain!

by YeezyYeezyYeezus January 27, 2023

Chinese chocolate.

The act of taking your shit and shaping it into pieces of chocolate and putting it in a chocolate box before giving it to your neighbors disguising them as chocolate.

Eric: I gave my neighbors a box of Chinese chocolate. and notified them it is a special recipe that the worse it smells the better it tastes.

by moldovanking February 21, 2023

field chocolate

(n.) feces found on the ground in a rural or farm setting, deposited by any kind of animal. Another name for cow pie or meadow muffin

We left the trail to find a picnic spot, but there was so much field chocolate we lost our appetites.

by AvalonInk May 31, 2023

trio of chocolate

Triple penetration from 3 different races

Becky took a trio of chocolate: one black guy, one white guy and one brown

by El Capitan! October 4, 2015

Making Caramel Chocolates

When you take the shit on your toilet paper and rub it on your balls until they are brown.

Person 1 “Why were you in the bathroom so long?”

Person 2 “Sorry I was just making Caramel Chocolates”

by nidget December 2, 2019