Carl is a pejorative term used as slang for a man perceived as entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what they should. Examples of what they love doing can be demanding to "speak to the manager", pushing their opinion when it’s not needed or being racist against any of the human “races”.
by Carlinthe May 19, 2023

A man often mistaken for being German due to his extremely small penis and bad sense of fashion. Carl is usually underestimated for his extreme power and strength however can also become cocky. A gill is normally found on the top of his ear making Carl a half fish and due to his 5 showers a day it really shows he loves water. Although Carl can seem like an alright guy he is also a child beater. Everytime he hears a young boy is misbehaving he will threaten to drag there face along a brick wall whilst yelling at them for being scum. His personality can be dry at times however it's usually because no one wants to here about his day at work and how dusty he is.
"Hey Carl do you want to play football ?"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"
by Fishboy2174 June 30, 2019

Usually has a huge weiner and loves ebony porn. Carl is one of the boys and wi;l never leave. He is a toxic retard who doesnt know were the line is on some of his jokes
by Every Girl ever In illinois January 20, 2021

A "Carl" is very nice, well spoken, extremely intelligent person with lots of manners. They tend to have the up most respect towards everyone and always puts others before them in all situations.
What's good Carl
by JimBorisLovesVist May 3, 2022

most stupid and idiot human on earth. Do not be friends with carl. He will cause your suicide. He is not a good person. If u see him, do not approach him. He is dangerous and can affect your brain and your level of intelligence. IQ: -10
by ihatecarl.com September 28, 2020

the carl is cool
by HAltefanden May 30, 2022

A Carl Camera is a recording camera that a Carl places in an inconspicuous place and tries to record himself having sex with have girls without their consent. Or just videos them getting out of the shower without their consent.
"You never want to step out of the shower only to find a carl camera staring back at you."
"A Carl camera is the creepiest thing ever!"
"I know! I found one in my toilet!"
"A Carl camera is the creepiest thing ever!"
"I know! I found one in my toilet!"
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
