carl the shark

carl the shark is the smallest shark in the world he lives under the smallest pebble in the ocean so good luck finding him, but if you do you will never want to touch him. his mouth can open to the size of the largest living thing.

carl the shark will absolutely destroy you

by carl the squirrel December 2, 2020

Carl TheRapist

The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.

"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025

carl-emil

sexy motherfucker

oh he's so Carl-Emil AKA oh he's so sexy

by SØØØSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS November 21, 2016

Carl

A guy named Carl by his parents

"hi my name is Carl"

by Yocarl November 23, 2021

Carl Chammas

A kid who always loves to shout profanity such as nigger pussy ass jew. However is very fun to be around.

Hey did you see Carl Chammas?
Yeah. He's busy calling Sean a Nigga

by GetTomBradyCock December 10, 2019

Carl

Some kid, who doesn’t shower every hour, he doesn’t wear boxers, and you can smell a horrible stench from a mile away.

John: The fuck is that smell?
Chase: You talking about Carl?
John: I think. I can smell him from a mile away.

by Aka.sideways94 November 22, 2021

hot carl

Simply a man named Carl who happens to be hot.

Me: Damn, I'm so excited for my date tonight.
Friend: With who?
Me: Hot Carl.
Friend: Who's that?
Me: His name is Carl and he's hot.

by jm2022 June 22, 2022