Chris Brown

To physically beat someone so severely that they become unrecognizable. Specifically to hit, punch, maul, slap, headlock, choke, bite, and do everything possible you can think to someone with the intention of killing them. To seriously whoop someones ass until they are covered with contusions all over their body. You know you've Chris Browned your girlfriend when you cheat on her, beat her to a pulp and she comes back to you

If that bitch doesn't shut up right now, ima Chris Brown her ass!

Ill Chris Brown your ass if you read my text messages!

by christopher breezy March 9, 2009

Chris Brown

(v) To beat someone, esp. a woman

Man, she made you spill pop on yourself? I'd totally Chris Brown her.

by Wynterkiss April 7, 2009

Chris Brown

To beat or abuse someone, esp a girlfriend.

If my girl leaves me, Im gonna Chris Brown her ass!

by Venerable_henchman February 17, 2009

Phillie Browned

Having pulled a carrot out of one's anus, then promptly putting it into a buffet line for consumption.

I wouldn't take that carrot, son. The brown stains suggest that it has been Phillie Browned.

by MartyBall November 6, 2007

Brown Stamp

To place ones buttocks on a glass surface (window) and proceed to spread ones cheeks - squeezing out enough of a log to effectively "stamp" the glass with your stinky seal.

Peter left a brown stamp on his boss's office window

by Joe Joe 34 July 7, 2007

Brown Mouse

When the male pulls out the females tampon out for her cooter.. The remains of the bloody tampon turns brown and has a white tail. Hence the Brown Mouse

She said she was on the rag. I pulled that brown mouse out and went to town.

by J-MoneyNY February 22, 2008

Brown Clown

Marijuana that is brown in color and makes the purchaser feel like a clown. It is typically the weakest of strains and proccessing almost always includes compaction and packaging somewhere in mexico. Users of brown clown typically experience a headache shortly after use.

Jason: "Dude I just scored the worst brown clown ever."

Travis: "No kidding, I've got a killer headache to prove it."

Jason: "I feel like a brown clown for buying this crap."

by mullarchy October 14, 2011