by Beefkurtains March 23, 2019

by Shaylm May 4, 2022

Bobby Christensen has the most rizz of all, he has more rizz than Emil Hansen, he can get any girl that he wants.
by Emil Hansen November 10, 2022

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.
Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
by B. Johnson August 28, 2019

by worldsaver February 11, 2025

by Carbohydrates07 March 17, 2025

The most amazing guy in the whole world, who will have any girl jumping for joy as he compliments them, he is the kind to hold open the door for his lady and always hold her hand. The kind to buy flowers and give the greatest hugs. Some guys are jealous of Bobby and many girls wish to be with him. But there’s only one.
by KaileyMikkena July 1, 2022
