Pulling the Beef

Slang term for male masturbation.

Past tense: Pulled the Beef.
Future tense: Pull the Beef.
See also: Pulled Beef

Person 1: Did you end up seeing Suzie last night?
Person 2: Nah, I wasn't feeling up to it so stayed home pulling the beef instead.

by josh_mcnosh May 19, 2019

Beef gate

You can go wherever you want, but if you go anywhere out of order the game will kill you.

This is commonly used in open world games to hinder low level players to access dangerous, high-level areas early game.

Don't try to fight Snowy Granius if you are level 1, he's just a beef gate!

by dagon4019 November 21, 2017

Beef Fiesta

A group or party almost completely composed of men. A beef fiesta has more men present than a sausage fest. Those unfortunate men who end up at a beef fiesta end up feeling violated and go into shock after exposure to the unholy and massive amounts of wiener present at a beef fiesta.

Alex - Dude, I almost went to that shady party down in the valley. I heard it was a total beef fiesta!
John - Man, I bet you're glad you didn't go.
Alex - Hell yeah.

by twiddleurthumbs January 5, 2012

Beef Clanker

a person so obese that their thighs clank (rub) together when walking..

What's that noise. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a beef clanker walking out of McDonalds! The sound of their thighs clanking is hideous

by joey kelsey arie August 7, 2011

Beef Rocket

A penis.

"Did you nail her?" "Did i not, she so sat on my beef rocket!" "Ha ha, cheap whore!"

by Paulie April 25, 2004

Beef weasel

Beef weasel is a game where a group of males take turn beating up each other’s penis’ with a meat tenderizer

Yo bro, wanna play beef weasel with the boys!?!?
Hell yeah! I love beef weasel!

by Bert McDingle March 1, 2022

chief beef

issue of main concern regarding a given subject

My chief beef about "Black Swan"? I don't know how it relates to the immigrant experience.

by bubblefingers November 19, 2011