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Aisling Brady

Irish woman, who has an obscene fascination with extreme adjectives and adverbs. Often creating odd behavior patterns in order to satice the opposite sex and Chris Morris. Pure entertainment and laziness oozes form her and numerous chores are ordered as a result.
What are you being such an Aisling Brady?

Oh shit, my vagina is bleeding, looks like an Aisling Brady.

Cease, make me an Aisling Brady you filthy common prole.
by Zeus Clementine - Jones October 28, 2010
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Tom Brady

Adjective; A lying scumb bag with no life. A lonely man who for some weird reason turns people on. Also a sour loser.
Verb; To deflate something because he/she knows they can't win fairly.
Messi ," Hey Ronaldo don't pull a Tom Brady."
Ronaldo,"But why would I want to deflate the soccer balls."
by Tom_brady_deflates February 6, 2017
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Jan Brady Effect

When, in a situation such as a double date or casual hangout involving two girls, it can clearly be noticed that one girl is prettier/smarter/funnier/more superior than the other, much like how Marsha was always better than Jan in The Brady Bunch. Therefore, the poor girl who is inferior to the other seems to experience the Jan Brady Effect.
Troy: "Wow, Gavin. You sure do have a 10 right there!."
Gavin: "Yeah, she's quite beautiful. I'm very lucky. I just feel kind of bad for your girl. Candance seems to just be all around better than her."
Troy: "Yeah. We clearly have the Jan Brady Effect going on here."
by Sarah McNasty December 16, 2010
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tom brady

The Greatest quarterback in NFL history to ever walk the face of this earth and he plays for the BEST team to ever be created and play in the NFL. hands down, no question.
Oakland Raiders Fan: hey, we won our 12th game in 8 years.

Patriots Fan: yea? we won more than 12 games in ONE year! just like every season..

Oakland Raiders Fan: WOW! Whos your quarterback?

Patriots fan: Tom Brady! fucking BEAST. Whos yours?

Oakland Raiders Fan: Jeff Garcia, Tom Brady is awesome and the best quarterback ever and The Patriots are the best NFL team ever? wow, I wonder what it feels like to win...
by teamcookie September 20, 2009
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Brady

Some dumbshit that no one cares about.
you're a brady.
by TristinG February 6, 2015
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anal beading

putting anal beads in your ass, what the fuck else would it be?
I'm no tyour girlfriend so quit fucking anal beading me!
by ramses February 9, 2003
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Beardy McSheeplover

A person who want a beard and feels their reason for existance is to save sheep from the Welsh farmers who love sheep too much. Beardy McSheeplovers can, and often are, female.
Stacey:" I want a beard and i love sheep. Damn those welsh people! I must save the sheep!"

Lewis:"Ok then Beardy McSheeplover. Calm down! It is a face beard we're talking about here isnt it?"
by Jonesy-no-fool July 1, 2006
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