fried eggs on a nail

Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.

Her tits looked fine with the bra on, but really they were fried eggs on a nail.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

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Sweet Potato Fries

Used in the South as a euphemism for fried grasshopper, sweet potato fries can be found from Alabama to Florida and are considered a local delicacy.

Man I gotta find my bug-catching net and head out to the garden because tonight we're having sweet potato fries!

by katooshka March 2, 2009

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Kentucky Fried Clit

When you throw hot grease onto a girl's vagina.

You know what would make this movie better? Some Kentucky Fried Clit!

by The Blue Waffle King November 14, 2011

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When your girl takes a dump, you dip your balls in it, and jerk off, letting your cum leak down between your nuts creating the oreo effect. She then gets to enjoy a tastey after fuck snack when she munches the "oreo."

That girl is such a slut, she munched the deep fried oreo right off my sack.

by The Cum Factory March 3, 2011

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fried green tomatoes

To take someone's parking spot in a rude fashion, or to cut someone off and take their parking spot.

"I'm gonna have to pull a fried green tomatoes on that bitch if she tries to take that parking spot!"

or:

"That bitch just pulled a fried green tomatoes on us! That was our parking spot!"

by xvrider July 16, 2008

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