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Baseball Junkie 

Someone who is in love with baseball. These people are the ones that eat & breathe baseball. If they didn't have baseball they would die(metaphor). They are probably the type of person that would laugh at you if you didn't know how to play. That is okay though because they would be willing to teach you.
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Baseball Junkie by Kico(taco boy) December 4, 2013

Baked Like a Potato 

Being under the heavy influence of weed while being Irish. Irish people have the uncanny ability to relate everything back to a potato.
I'm so baked Like a Potato

Baked monkey 

While under the influence of copious amounts of THC, a brain altering chemical , one may experience being “baked.” Crossing the line from baked to extremely baked would promote one to the level of "baked monkey."
Did u see Phillip? He was baked monkey at dinner tonight, he wouldn’t stop eating and making animal noises cause he was so fucking high.
Baked monkey by bakedmonkey69 February 1, 2022

baked bean mentality 

when your annoyed at annoying people
will u shut up your so annoying

yo man stop having a baked bean mentality

Sir Bakedalot 

bigtime stoner
someone who is baked all the time
(man walks in with bloodshot red eyes and the sweet smell of MJ)
Good evening Sir Bakedalot may i fetch you a bong rip?
Sir Bakedalot by TakeAHitBrah24 October 9, 2009

Post-Baked Cognitive State 

A term originating between Canadian health science students who are also stoners. It's the state roughly 3 hours following the last toke. The initial high is gone, but the thc level is still high enough for some after-effects. Doesn't last more than a few hours. Symptoms are tiredness, extreme tranquility and relaxation, a need to eat healthy.
Guy1 - "Dude you look tired, late night?"
Guy 2 - "Nah I'm just in a post-baked cognitive state"
Guy1 - "I know it well, wanna go get some herbal tea?"
Guy 2 - "Hells yea"