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Bacon Principle

A woman’s rating out of 10 due to the Bacon Principle. The farther right her beliefs, the farther up her score goes. The farther left, the lower it goes.
I thought Emily was hot until I found out she was pro-choice, and after the Bacon Principle she’s a 6!
by Gutfoxx December 1, 2020
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Saul Bacon

Only found at whataburger. The most burnt bacon you’ll see in your life. Called “Saul Bacon” because it sounds about right.
Man wtf is this, it’s the Saul bacon in my sweet n spicy bacon burger
by Sal Bob September 30, 2019
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Show Bacon

Anything that can be classified as perfect, illustrious, or otherwise worthy of proud display.

Have you ever cooked bacon to sheer perfection? Not too crispy, not too limp? To the point where you are so utterly impressed and proud of your accomplishment that it comes to completely define the concept of "perfection"?
"Dang, that car is some serious show bacon!"
"Aw honey, you are complete show bacon <3"
by kilowatthours June 21, 2019
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Big Bacon

A corporate conspiracy of pig farmers whose tentacles of influence extend into politics, Hollywood, and the media. As founding members of ALEC, Big Bacon frequently sponsors pro-bacon legislation and are rumoured to have been involved in the Kennedy assassination.
"Big Bacon donated $3m to the Trump superpac"
by mcgruffallo July 24, 2021
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Bacon censored

When a chick turns the lights out just as you are about to go down on her, usually a sign of lacking confidence in the appearance of her labia and vulva. May also be an act of denying visual appreciation of the meal, either so the taste is heightened or in an effort to make sure you come back again later in the hope you can sneak a peek.
“I was heading downstairs and just as I peeled the g-banger off, she bacon censored me”
by modernphrases June 6, 2023
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Knuckle Bacon

The outer lip of the vagina that is a reddish color
That girl was so nasty , she had wicked Knuckle Bacon
by HotCosby05 October 17, 2021
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bacon pig

A pig that only eats a fuck ton of bacon
by Kidviz October 11, 2017
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