Big Bacon

A corporate conspiracy of pig farmers whose tentacles of influence extend into politics, Hollywood, and the media. As founding members of ALEC, Big Bacon frequently sponsors pro-bacon legislation and are rumoured to have been involved in the Kennedy assassination.
"Big Bacon donated $3m to the Trump superpac"
by mcgruffallo July 25, 2021
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Guster Bacon

An alien who is obsessed with the human band Guster and also likes bacon.
Can be used metaphorically to talk about somebody who has an obsession with something and likes bacon.
Person1:Did you hear that Beyonce released a new song and she is having this massive giveaway for 30 minutes with her?
Person2: You're really a Guster Bacon about her.
by UltraKombat751 February 16, 2021
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Bacon Train

a quick succession of butt kicking against a team or individual
we road the bacon train right over those fools
by ginger winner April 11, 2011
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bacon-punch

The art of waking your woman without angering her, and, at the same time, being able to make her make YOU bacon, eggs. and hash browns.
Dude, I was starvin' the other day, so I had to throw a quick bacon-punch to the old lady!
by Khanybus January 27, 2013
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Bacon Blindness

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.
Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.
by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010
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carpet bacon

When some living organism is fried through physic exhaustion, or mental fatigue; and is lying on the carpet like a lint covered strip of day old bacon.
My cat had such a great time chasing pigeons, she is carpet bacon.
by goat-meat April 17, 2011
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Bacon Flipper

One who enjoys same sexual relationships.
by Talk n stuff April 27, 2014
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