Awkwardophobia

That awkward facial expression made when one is introduced to another person with a name nobody has ever heard.

Dude, after experiencing awkwardophobia for the first time, I never want to meet another person again.

by Brother Puppy October 6, 2016

awkward glance

the awkward glance between you and somebody for very few seconds with no facial expressions.
happens usually in classrooms .

i had an awkward glance at him in the classroom

by neon fist May 21, 2016

Awkward Penguin

A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.

She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.

by G009 June 1, 2016

awkwordy

Inability to stop talking even though the words are causing confusion and frustration to anybody listening, including oneself.

Bill's reply to the officer was so damn awkwordy they hauled us both in.

by D. Goode July 12, 2016

AwkwardPella

A song that is lacking a strong instrumental beat that is awkward to play in the club.

"Man Trap Queen is a great track, but it has such a long awkwardpella...."

by DJAlexKAy July 27, 2016

awkward cunt

A person who thinks everyone loves him/her. If shown the slightest hatred the person will never talk to you again. Relationships last three months at most and usually end by "betrayal". Willing to get married after a week

Person 1: Have you seen Awkward Cunt around?
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?

Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week

by jhonyrktfngrs5 December 11, 2016

awkward tree

A person who could be so awkward they could be a tree

Guy: You kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: Nah, she's an awkward tree

by NotK1w1 May 4, 2017