The Swiss Army Knife

When your are a little too coke’d up to keep your erecton so you quickly switch to a finger

I was banging Kim and had to use the Swiss Army knife.

by Technosmash October 6, 2017

arnie's army

the fandom of pro golfer, Arnold Palmer

"You watch golf?"
"Yeah dude."
"who do you like?"
"Arnold Palmer. I love him. I'm a member of arnie's army,"

by skj13 March 31, 2017

fitted sheet army

A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.

"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."

by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017

Army Selca Day

Day when A.R.M.Y. shares a selca of themselves.

I see so many Armys doing the Army Selca Day, I want to join too!

by granada_roja December 4, 2017

ARMY

ARMY=aren’t ready marines yet

Marine:lol he in de army

Other marine:hey u in de army
Army:yea?
Other marine:u know that’s means aren’t ready marines yet
Army:o fucc

by Stufgaming1 May 12, 2018

Army of Love

The Army of Love offers all-encompassing sensual love – care, desire, sex, and respect – to all those who need it.

"Even the most brutal violence does not seem radical enough in the face of the Army of Love’s complete love."

"Join the Army of Love now!"

by The Completist September 21, 2016

army dildo

Carried by muff diver cornish fuckbots a small collection of toys of different shapes, sizes And colour used to aid in the pleasure of the frustrated

The cornish fuckbots could not help tim alone, the army dildos were deployed to de-frustrate the man

by Smudge 😙 February 9, 2018