Doody Twat

A vagina that has had shit wiped into it. Typical of women who wipe back to front.

DEAR GOD, I'M NOT EATING OUT THAT!!! YOU HAVE A DOODY TWAT!!!

by Doody Twat Hater March 16, 2010

twat whisperer

A man or woman that is unusually adept at picking up and fucking what appears to be women out of their league or hard to get.

Did you see that fine piece of ass Jimmy left with? That dude is a serious twat whisperer!

by Madmike326 April 18, 2017

Twat Musket

A musket or other ballistic rifle that fires a heavy lead like load into or in the general vicinity of the twat.

Private Thomas, prepare the twat muskets for a full frontal assault. By dawn we will have penetrated their linens and have those chastising twats begging at their knees.

by The Three Twat Musketeers October 10, 2013

twat mop

another name for a go-tee

Joe: Frank when you going to shave off that twat mop?
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy

by sss1 January 2, 2008

Desert twat

A dry vagina. When the vagina no longer gets "wet" when aroused. A vagina after menopause.

I hooked up with an older chick last night I had to lube her desert twat with spit.

by pradowhite72 June 3, 2015

twat mcmuffin

1. (Noun) when the vaginal lips are pushed together until they appear as two sausage patties and then placed in between two pieces of an english muffin to make it appear like a mcmuffin.

My girlfriend fell asleep naked the other day so i pushed her vagina into a twat mcmuffin and devoured that shit!

by aikybrky February 24, 2010

intolerable twat

A very irritating person(quite often the male persuasion), acting very rudely

I can not believe how much of an intolerable twat he is being.

by Kris_P December 22, 2016