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Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.
Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?
by KatDeWolff December 23, 2022
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he did something ghetto for it

When Angel does something sketch and gets free merch
How did you get that foo?... I did something ghetto for it.
How did you get approved PTO at month/year end? You did something ghetto for it huh foo
Defined "He Did something ghetto for it"
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Did Does

she has whopper “did does”
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 16, 2023
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I did a poo

When you go on the toilet for an exciting event
I'll tell you when i did a poo in 363 secods
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didding

the process of physically and mentally withering from existence

can be alternately used as did, to did, and didded
"I ate my shit thinking it was chocolate, imma just go did" "Didding is an excellent lifestyle choice
by Alexandra Moonlight August 26, 2023
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when did you learn what it means to reciprocate?

A: "when did you learn what it means to reciprocate?"
B: "and how much can i be expected to talorate?"
by lovethzzz September 5, 2023
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