i am a little twit

Why did you say you are a twit yourself? Little twits are five years old. And they are very chubby, fat, and naughty.

Because I am a little twit, I accidentally clicked Download New Works.

by Gn Leumassy November 29, 2020

Am I iron man

Yes Dominic is iron man

“Am I iron man”-Dom “Yes you are”-Gracie

by DomAtk1226378263 February 28, 2020

Why am I waiting?

You're waiting and you shouldn't be.

Joey: 'making food for everyone'
Tim: im hungry why am I waiting?

by jo pig August 7, 2021

I am not Willing to Smith

When a man does not want to be in a relationship with a whore, who only is happy after she has fucked somebody else and destroyed lives of other people.

P1: Hey man, that Jessica is hot, huh?
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.

by vaniukas July 16, 2020

I am a cat owner

if someone ask u if u own cat, say these words

u own cat?
yes , I am a cat owner

by see thru April 23, 2022

I am your father

No, that's not true!

Long lost dad: I am your father

Long lost son: No! This cannot be right!

by UltimateDoge August 6, 2021

am yer maws da

I'm your mum's dad Friendly Joke

(Scottish slang)

Jimmy : what's your name?
Bobby: Am yer maws da

by Yer da sells Avon May 3, 2017