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alpha slap

To slap another in the face with ones dick. The hand may be used for extra leverage at the base. Humiliation is always the goal.
1. "I'd break y'alls jaw with my alpha slap"
2. "bitch wouldn't shut up, so's i alpha slapped her"
by Bag-le-douche December 10, 2007
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Alpha Admin

Alpha Admin is the god of internet administrators.
by B33R Train January 16, 2010
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Alpha Kappa Delta

“Classy KD Ladies”, due to their admirable values. AKD ladies keep it classy. Conservative, yet sexy; fun, yet serious; beautiful, yet modest. Most commonly found in colors green and white, they will awe you with their presence…one of the hardest sororities to get into, Kappa Delta is an envied Greek organization. Initiation into AKD is an honor. Classy and poised, yet fun and sexy. Kappa Delta leads the Greek scene on any campus…The most competitive and intense sorority to pledge for. The classiest & prettiest girls you'll ever meet, with the highest GPAs...what more can you ask for? What every guy wants and what every girl wishes she could be. They have the most philanthropies of any sorority and take pride in everything they do. The KDs are the best girls, and represent almost every part of their university. Incredibly diverse, and may look like the girl-next-door at first, but underneath sexy and fierce…If you want a true lady, go for a KD. They fight to win. Everything you could want and more…Work and play harder than any other group and look good doing it. An AKD function is the place to be…Known for being the "Beautiful People" at the most prestigious universities, KDs are socialites, Fulbrights, and more than stereotypical sorority girls—they’re hot, rich, and smart. A top sorority that is typically filled with the crazy-hot girls. They'll drink you under the table, yet still keep that fratastic class. They’re low drama, but high impact.
A popular KD quote- "You only live once, but if you live like we do, once is enough!" “Some girls are pretty, some girls just smart, but it takes a KD lady to win a fella's heart. Some girls are tan, and some girls got dough, but when you want the best looking? KD’s where you go. Girls will be girls, north, south, east, west; but ALPHA KAPPA DELTA GIRLS are definitely the best. To any guy who reads this and truly wants to know...If you have a KD lady...never let her go!” “If you’re with a KD lady, raise your hand. If you’re not….raise your standards!”
by KDLadyLove March 7, 2010
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Beta Alpha Delta (ashland)

Fouding fathers Ben, Garrett, Rob... founded off a couple of guys who didnt like their own frats, and loved to drink. They just wanted to have fun, so they started a baseball leauge just to drink, and get fucked up. If you want to be a part of BAD you have to drink. They are always willing accept new members as long as you drink alot. Power hours are a must if you want to join.
by BAD Baseball May 4, 2010
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alpha smile dog

A user on Ifunny who is the leader of the anti- hate group The Pack. A big inspiration and leader to the users bullied on the app. She makes haters target her instead of other users. She also helps people who need someone to talk to and helps them with problems. The packs motto is ONE OF US! WE ARE ONE!
by Fuck swa May 15, 2014
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All Alpha No Fucks

Tim Tebow; may occasionally be used to describe Chuck Norris and/or his roundhouse kicks
Yeah, toss that football. Yeah, misplace that euphemism, my tasty All Alpha No Fucks.
by Gingsterlicious June 6, 2015
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Artificial Alpha

You know this guy as he acts overly macho. He is easily recognized by these traits.

Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.
He so want's to be the Man but he is just a Artificial Alpha.
by wendy 816 October 11, 2015
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