Matt Bugs

A petty yet funny and charming Male who speaks his mind and doesn't care about offending people's feelings.

Yo!! Roxy asked Johnny if she looked fat in her outfit and he outright said "YUP!". He straight up Matt Bugs tf outta her.

by The Petty King October 27, 2022

matt cavanagh

Matt Cavanagh basically means that you have a chode, and that's ok if yo girl is into that kinda shit, but if not, I'm sorry for you ..

'OMG that boi I was wit last nizzle had a full on Matt Cavanagh, you know what I'm sayin G?'

by I CAME HERE TO DRINK MILK November 26, 2013

Matt Prior

A subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from Human Resources before a 4pm snooze.

I was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior I had to make a stealthy escape

by Melvanlew October 1, 2017

Matt girl

Lovers of Matt Sturniolo

“I’m a Matt girl for sure”

by eggMcMuffin August 23, 2023

Matt Lauered

To be forcefully penetrated in your anus

I wasn’t into anal, but then I got Matt Lauered and saw what it was all about.

by NewDefinition2213 October 12, 2019

Matt Bly

Also known as SpaceMan64, holds 11 world records in Mario speedruns and is an absolute BEAST. Pretty good memer as well

Look at that Matt Bly, he's about to break another world record!

by Mister Josh April 5, 2017

Matt Farley

This brown haired blue eyed beauty is the best man you will ever meet. Matt Farley is great at everything he does, most importantly he gets at working out. Swol. Although he's a beauty, he has troubles getting girls. He plays tennis in his free time and gets hit by cars.

I don't want a Chad, I need a Matt Farley.
Where's Matt Farley, there's a car waiting for him.

by Buttercup PPG November 1, 2019