Gorilla-Gooner

A person aged 14+ who still plays Gorilla Tag or its knockoffs—sweating in a kids' VR game, grunting into the mic, and calling themselves “cracked” at monkey parkour. Anyone who plays children's games at an old age is weird. Mainly adults.

Grown men playing a children's game are gorilla-gooners.

by Koolsy July 5, 2025

Gorilla in the mist

When an attractive female, on Snapchat or IG stories, pets their hair during a thirst trap post while using an excess amount of filters

Friend 1: dude, did you see Hallie’s latest Snapchat story?
Friend 2: yeah bro she looked like a gorilla in the mist picking through her hair like that..
Friend 3: not to mention i could barely tell who it was because of the insane amount of filters she used!

by Tastyslag May 29, 2019

Gorilla Tag

A rather decent game ruined by racist and annoying kids from 6-12 who either yell racial slurs or want to play minigames.

Gorilla Tag kid: Does anyone want to play minigames?
Normal person: Holy shit shut up.

by France Is Terrible June 2, 2025

Electric Gorilla

When having sex with a woman doggystyle, at the point of climax. the man uses a taser on the woman anus and grips him like a gorilla fist.

"Man, i took this girl home the other night and when i was almost done. I surprised her with the ol' electric gorilla.

by Shagger92 June 2, 2025

OG Gorilla Man

Literally Isaac Mogaka on steroids.
That peach boory distracts everyone

Damn look, It’s OG Gorilla Man wit hella ass on video call.

by Ayuub _ 323 April 3, 2020

Gorilla

An English professor named Richards, wife.

Richards is fucking his gorilla again…

by I hate gringos September 30, 2022

Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.

Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.

by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016