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Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.
Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.
by Syngyl April 17, 2019
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Cooking the Kitty

Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.
“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”

“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”

Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.

“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.
by SoFlorida June 4, 2021
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cook

cook means to have one do something, say something, or contuine a action.
by bigthighedfemboy April 9, 2023
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Cooked

A person, who smokes/smoked way to much meth and started saying or doing extremely ridiculous and fucked things.
Fuck she’s cooked bro
by Not cooked bro June 18, 2021
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Emily cook

Emily cook is a petite jellyfish but can easily turn into alpha. Emily cook is also known as a sneaky pookie who likes touching feet under tables.
Emily cook stop touching me!
You’re not as quiet as I thought Emily cook
by JellyfishCurls303 May 27, 2024
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Platty cooks

Lethal strain that makes you tweak and geek.
"mate platty cooks is telling me aliens in UFOs built sham castle"
by Jando22 March 18, 2025
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Cooked

That is a cooked movie.
by Bavage February 24, 2024
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