soccer

A sport played by many people it was first made in brazil.

I hate playing soccer;-;.

by AGENT TOXIC January 5, 2021

brownwood lions soccer

A bunch of badass soccer players

Did you see the brownwood lions soccer team being badass

by Suck my ass3506 January 13, 2021

Soccer Mom

A person who usually has big hair cuts, Typically named lexi hale

That Girl is definitely a soccer mom

by ElementDIc October 17, 2018

Rage Soccer Player

A rage soccer player is a girl/boy who is a slut or a fuckboy who think they are better then everyone else.

Stay away from the rage soccer players they will screw you over!

by Goalzzzzz123 March 22, 2017

Soccer

The worlds worst sport in the world yet played by millions. Those millions who have played soccer before are a little on the slow side if they have not yet realized soccer is clearly a pussy sport. If you're looking for a non pussy sport, play basketball. By the way, SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS

Son says: hey dad can we go play some soccer?
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer

by JingoTheStuck June 3, 2018

Soccer

The national sport that represents the world wide homosexual community.

If you want to tell your dad you’re gay, why not just tell him you want to play soccer?

by Jackson Dingleberry August 22, 2024

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020