A James is normally a huge muscular beast who is usually loved by all aroun him. He is normally a rugby player with a huge penis and is adored for it
by Beastyboy89 October 22, 2013
The hottest, sexiest tv actor!! Girls everywhere are jealous that Bethany Joy Lenz gets to make out with this sexy guy all the time!! Nickname; Baby James!
by xoheartinohioxo August 08, 2006
A sad man with no dad, he never fails to wee his bed and his pants are always brown. Volleyball Champion and disliked by many (especially mother and mohammed). Saddo who eats grass and dances on tables naked, he runs through farms fields naked like Theresa May, he is also an assistant swimming coach lmao. He throws a ball but doesnt get it back (no father ya see) and has no milk in his tea. oof. He plays Roblox for 10 hours straight and pees everywhere lmao, he also pees while doing volleyball on Tuesdays, what a ignorant little plum.
Ay look its James Platt playing volleyball, what a knob...
Imagine having no dad like James Platt...
Imagine having no dad like James Platt...
by Jacks Father Figure July 21, 2022
A ferrety Homosexual
by Awes Manet Methylamine July 28, 2018
Sane person 1: Did you saw what James posted
Sane person 2: Yeah he jacking off to Among Us porn
Sane person 1: That do be a James moment
Sane person 2: Yeah he jacking off to Among Us porn
Sane person 1: That do be a James moment
by Redos005 October 21, 2020
by Rogue One 2 coming in 1977 August 02, 2018
A large spazmoidic person who thinks because they put a line in their hair we will all forget he fucked a 15 year old and got her pregnant, no ones forgetting you mong
A- "Hey man did you watch Jeremy Kyle last night"
B- "No I didn't catch it why?"
A- "Well James Hepburn was on there with his old 15 year old girlfriend wanting a dna test for his twelve children"
B- "Oh really haha"
B- "No I didn't catch it why?"
A- "Well James Hepburn was on there with his old 15 year old girlfriend wanting a dna test for his twelve children"
B- "Oh really haha"
by HepburnisaBitchboi April 08, 2019