Coopering

When you think, imagine, or form a question around the most ridiculous theories or "What if" / hypothetical scenarios.

"What happens if, while playing a round of golf, you hit your ball into the water and a fish eats it?"

"Stop; you're coopering again."

by NickSultan April 11, 2021

Coopering

Where one shits them self due to extreme stress.

Hey man this math test looks hard. I know it look really har -- do you smell that?
Yeah I think that guy over there is coopering

by Daxreapper July 06, 2018

Coopering

The act of snooping the hallways of a school, to find students who are skipping classes.

He was coopering the hallways for us.

by Tired Student June 24, 2014

cooper cammorota

An ugly yet annoying child, weird and obnoxious, he makes you wanna hurl, but also extremely sexy with his tiny penis, you can get lost in his shit colored eyes

"Eww it's cooper cammorota I'm going to hurl"

by East bumble fuck May 09, 2017

Cooper Cromer

A very fat kid who whines and cries about getting made fun of cause he is a soft, fragile puss

Yo that fat kid is such a Cooper Cromer

by ThatSmartGuy606 October 13, 2020

Cooper Starbucks

A boy with a very little pepperoni pizza in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddle. Dittle little. Smear in his pants.

Hey Cooper Starbucks, want to go to Starbucks? And get a coffee?

Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head

by BigZinmypants July 14, 2022

coopers egoburgers

when someone is too egotistical and arrogant and self centered, they eat coopers egoburgers with a side of gym sweat.

man he is so cocky

yea he mustve ate coopers egoburgers

by funnypiano July 16, 2024