Carl

Carl is cute but stupid person because he's too naive in feelings. My advice is do not take the first move because he will surely ignore you.

You: Hi, how's your day?

Carl: ignores*

by mrphsa October 21, 2021

Happy Carl

A Happy Carl is when you have a friend who won’t shut the fuck up but also can’t stop cumming in his underwear while also projectile vomiting on the women nearest to him.

“Hey man did you see Sean last night? He was being a typical Happy Carl at the bar”

by ChickenJammin October 2, 2025

Carl of Duty

it was never actually called "Carl of Duty" the original title of the game, was Call of Duty. After numerous virgin years of playing Call of Duty, Carl Kinsey grew to love the game more and more in what his friends would describe as, an 'unhealthy romantic relationship'. The similarities found in the words Call and Carl were too uncanny thus creating the phrase Carl of Duty.

John "I fucked Carl's Bitch"
Tyler "Did he see nah."
John "nah that Chinese kid is playing Carl of Duty"

by Sketto420 September 21, 2021

Carl

A man who seems to be everything you want. He is tall, dark and handsome. He has a mouth of gold and silver, and he has the knack of being able to make you believe anything he wants. Carl might be a beautiful, absolutely gorgeous man but he has one fucking ugly heart that is burnt black. Who the fuck knows what caused that to happen? He is so so so good in bed, and he will hold you afterwards like you are an angel. He will tell you he loves you but he is only joking. It takes at least 500 years for Carl to fall in love. Carl likes women, and by that I mean the female anatomy. He has a thing for innocent little girls in the 17-18 year old range, and he'll take their virginity and play with them for a while and then leave them.

Carl has an ego the size of Mt. Everest - it's so fucking big and unbelieveable - considering he isn't all that great. So he may have great hair and beautiful blue eyes and a gaze that can make you weak in the knees. He may even have the most beautiful accent known to man and may be the first man you ever fell in love with you.

His only weakness is his personality because he feels no remorse. He is clinical about everything, even if that thing is love and a 17 year old girl whose heart he broke. You want to hate him, but never can. He thinks every girl wants him.

Carl = any man ever that

likes women and is a player who really, really enjoys ripping your heart out of your chest after he leaves you.

Jane - Who's that?
Belinda: It's Carl.
Jane - Oh, the player.

by janielane November 12, 2018

carl-viking

A guy that is half normal and half viking, they mostly lives up in the northern of EU

oh, thats an real carl-viking''

by ayyMRBeefJerkey September 13, 2017

Carl stringered

The act of talking about a subject and in so detail you bore the audience to tears.

I'm busy mate you're starting to making me feel Carl stringered, I don't care if u build leggo and post videos.

by Thundercock5000 May 27, 2024

Carl

Carl is the kid who gets no bitches.

Boy: Hey is that Carl?

Friend: Ya I heard he gets no bitches.

by Louiek34 May 19, 2022