Carl

The ULTIMATE Capper. He’s not someone you want to associate with. He never listens, is more stubborn than the most stubborn person you know.

He makes the worst plays in any game he plays, and above all, he is 100% convinced he’s good at everything he does. That’s why he’s the ULTIMATE CAPPER.

Damn, that haircut Carl gave me? I swear I lost braincells.

by FullyKitted November 22, 2021

Carl

Carl that's not how this works.

Person 1: "CARL IS MY PET M U S H R O O M"

Carl: "What the fuck."

by Anon13254 April 20, 2019

Carl Fredericksen syndrome

Carl Fredericksen syndrome is a syndrome where people place an S after certain words. An S is also added to single words.

Teacher: "This machine works with one motorS"
Student: "He has the Carl Fredericksen syndrome!"

by SuperGeriatric October 16, 2023

carl

he is a massive cunt with a 2 inch cock and almost parasite like personality he doesn't feel guilt he only cares for himself and his survival

wow that guy just ate a dog because he was hungry must have been a carl

by fiskerlars2 September 21, 2022

Cold Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?

Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.

by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019

Cold Carl

When you freeze your shit and pleasure your self with it

I caught my friend giving them self a cold carl

by ColdCarl67 April 3, 2025

carl

the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he over - worries about hurting other people even when he might be hurting himself. he thinks lowly of himself and never speaks highly of himself unironically. he's got shark - like eyes and they look even more sharkier without his glasses. and somehow even when he gets a bad haircut i fail to fall out of love. carl will pick up on your interests and turn it into and "us" thing. he will notice your favorite song and listen to it on repeat. when you make him a playlist it's all he'll ever listen to again. if you give him a bracelet he'll always wear and fiddle with it when he's bored.

basically, he's the perfect boy for nia.

Carl is the sweetest boy ever

by the silliest girl October 16, 2023