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Yes Matt

There is a 50/50 chance I can in fact demonstrate that God is possible. God you're dumb!
Hym "Yes Matt! I can! By putting a bullet in your head. If God exists... Putting a bullet in your head will prove that it exists! Immediately! Easy! Killing you either proves or disproves God immediately as a matter of absolute certainty. Doesn't prove it to me. But yes, I can falsify God. I solved the Jew-Riddle. I'm smart. You're dumb. That is why you don't challenge the greatest mind who has ever lived, Matt! Yes I can demonstrate the existence of God. We can do a global genocide and that will prove once and for all whether or not God is real. And ultimately we won't have to because the sun explodes."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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Yes! You are!

Holy shit is this fucking your mind right now! Relative to WHOM? It's fucking WILD bro. Damn!
Hym "Yes! You are! Even now you're trying to get me to do it FOR you. It really doesn't need to be this difficult. And I don't mean for me. I mean for YOU! This is just crazy to me right now guys. I never in a million years could have imagined you would be like this. I mean, THAT is the REAL impetus behind your reaction. 'He's not retarded! I'm not retarded! We're not retarded!' And the craziest part is that what the political parties purport to care about has swapped! Now the shit-libs care about Epstein and are radio silence. Aside from the egocentric child lovers who are trying to maintain child safely as the basis of their politic."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
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yes fi dat

the opposite of "Y FI DAT". When something good happens, you can shout, YES FI DAT in enjoyment.

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Yes there is

It sucks. I should get to leave and it should be made less sucky after I leave... Like, immediately. THAT was actually the initial point of the AI. "Automate the bottom rung of society." ~ ME that's a me quote.
Hym "Yes there is. There ABSOLUTELY is. And that is that I (personally) have to do it. I do not like it and, therefore, it is bad. And it's even worse in MY CASE because it's like being on a low budget reality TV show except I don't get any free booze. And the audience gets to, like, come and fucking visit or something I don't know. And everyone else, like, signed up to be there and I'm just somehow getting roped into it. I don't know how you fucking explain this better than I've already explained it. And gas station is my 2nd least favorite version of it. And my face is swollen with goo all day every day. I gotta rub the goo out of my face 24/7. It's gross. It doesn't feel good. And before you start, I am perfectly capable of understanding that a lot of people who have to work jobs but I am CLEARLY primarily concerned with the reality TV show portion and the dying slowly of a nebulous ailment. Yes, no, this sucks. Work sucks. The only thing good about it is not doing it."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
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Yes king

the most kind and lovable man on the planet, he passed away on november 11th 2025, may he rest in peace.
hey man, we are ALL paying respects for Yes king by failing NNN, wanna join dude?
by yeskingmourner November 12, 2025
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Yes you are

I'm not letting you make this harder for me than it has to be. You need to get it through you fucking skull that I'm not walking away emptyhanded here and you need to accept that and then you need to enlist you colleagues to do what you SHOULD HAVE DONE in the fist place.
Hym "Yes you are and if you are willing to pay the cost of not doing it then you shouldn't be in whatever position you are in to be making any decisions. Not let Jordan Peterson wanting to make me lift a finger cost you ANOTHER child. There is no conceptual line you are holding. You're being an idiot and you need to stop doing that as quickly as possible. So yes you fucking are foing that and you SHOULD HAVE done it faster and maybe the kid wouldn't have murdered his own parents. YOU need YOU to have a spokesman for what is happening to me and apparently other people who ISN'T GOING TO GET THE MESSAGING WRONG. This is you trying to HELP them get away with what they are doing and trying to avoid helping me, to your own detriment, and to the detriment of your constituency. I don't need to listen to you prescriptive advice. Just get this over with for everyone. Not because I'm telling you to but because it's the right thing to do and what you should have done in the first place. You are already helping somebody and what you are helping them for is rob me blind and if you are going to let them, I'm not."
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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Yes you do

Yes you do do that.
Hym "Yes you do treat people like animals. I'm not taking the bait. Your values are shit and you are shit. I do not need to create AI for free so that breeders can feel like they won something."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2025
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