face worm

A newly engaged couple caught kissing on camera when one of them has hypothermia.

Did you see Donna and Dale outside the ski lodge last week, their face worm was so horrendous.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

shy worm

a piece of faeces which escapes the rectum then re-enters

a shy worm can be likened to a turtle head

ass shit faeces turtle head shy worm

by ALLTIMELOW69 December 10, 2013

The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

by nood564 March 31, 2020

crank worm

Jerkin it, doin big damage, horkinit

Jorkin my shit - straight horkin my shit - crank worm

by xqcP April 14, 2024

Worm

any person’s status or level of respect within their community or among their peers.

“Nah that guy’s a loser, he ain’t gettin’ worm”

“Hey John, heard you bagged a 10 last weekend…then you got that big job promotion…next thing I know you’re on a plane to Zimbabwe building houses for orphans and teaching them how to invest in cryptocurrency. You really know how to get that worm!

by thecoffeeman October 25, 2023

Spagetti Worm

When a male sticks his long skinny hairless penis up a female's anus

i used my spagetti worm last night

by theguywholovessex April 2, 2011

rock worm

A vermeologist's euphemism for an erection.

They worked well together professionally, but she had no interest in studying his rock worm.

by jhndrsn April 26, 2013