work piss

When in a social situation with work colleagues, the period of time at the start of the night when the conversation always turns to work. Before everyone has a few drinks and actually starts to have fun.

We spent the first hour emptying the bladder of work piss.

by T-Bone78 January 19, 2013

Work-Jerk

When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".

When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension

by AKA Humboldt 416E January 18, 2017

Work the Process

The answer to everything

Coach: Why aren't you hitting well?
Playing: I guess I'm not working the process coach

You don't Work the Process well!

by Holden Miller April 7, 2008

County Work

A local government worker phenomenon wherein which the division of labor between workers and watchers is typically at a higher ratio than private work.

Why is everyone just standing around watching that one guy dig the hole?

That's how county work is done.

by ohjayesimpson August 20, 2020

offsite working

I am remotely, instead of in the office. See you online.

I am, offsite working today.

by itbchrissy November 8, 2017

Rig Work

To lift consistently and work as hard as if you were an oil rig employee.

I saw Derek in the gym today putting in that rig work.

Damn, Carter has become jacked! He must have been putting in some serious Rig Work!

by Do_Logic November 28, 2018

Both works

A phrase used by bisexual people, meaning that they are attracted to both men and women.

"Do you like men or women?"
"Um... both. Both works."

by bisexualcatwithlightsaber March 27, 2022