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¡¿What the foci?!

¡¿What the foci?! is an expression that is relatively unknown and unused, considering that each year millions of high school students worldwide experience a great need for such a phrase. This phrase is simultaneously a profane question and exclamation, and so a fukquestatement. Within the realm of high school mathematics, a "focus" is a point within the interior of an "ellipse" (a circle that stayed out too late the night before, i.e. ellipsicated). An ellipse is one of the conic sections aka connexations sic. In fact, there are two such points, and the plural is foci (as in octupus / octupi). Students are often asked to find the foci of an ellipse in a homework problem or on a test. Typically, this situation arises in the spring of the school year for students in Algebra 2.
Some students had no problem figuring out the details of conic sections during the exam. However, the twins, who had instead been pondering the associated study of connexations earlier that spring instead, did have a problem. After being asked to describe the two most important points within the interior of an ellipse, bewildered and frustrated, the twins simply felt ellipsicated, looked at each other across the room and nodded in silent agreement, ¡¿What the foci?!
by nothinc April 6, 2019
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what face

An open mouth frown when you are confused about something
My dad was trying to fix his car and he made the what face
by What Face April 17, 2017
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What the hoth?

A rational reaction to being notified of the Sithal War.
by Kaevon January 24, 2014
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what the biscuit

Used by the awesome Toby Turner aka Tobuscus! Polite way of saying what the f**k, used in loads of minecraft and happy wheels videos on youtube, who would be mad at a biscuit?!
What the biscuit!! Creeper just came outta no where! God Dang it!
by Unicorndreams October 18, 2013
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What the Fail

A way of saying what the fuck or wtf and the same time as expressing your feelings about the event in question being a fail.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Justin Bieber not knowing what German was?
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!
by bird875 May 7, 2010
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Wynnum What

Notorious group of good looking, intelligent people online that like to complain about fireworks, helicopters, roaming dogs, group cyclists, whilst supporting their local clubs “up the gullies” or “up the mighty buggies” and occasionally doing a vorteke.
“ did ya have a guise at the Wynnum what page and see some punk let fireworks off again”

“Good dam helichoppa at it again, wonder why? Might have a guise at the Wynnum what”
by Wynnumwhatter February 16, 2021
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what a dumbass

the thing you say when your scrolling though random definitions on the urban dictionary and you see some asshole

saying “why are you looking this up in the urban dictionary anyway? weirdo.”
human: sees a definition that includes “what are you doing looking up dick in here you dick!” what a dumbass *proceeds to airstrike the guys house*
by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs October 20, 2023
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