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¡¿What the foci?!

¡¿What the foci?! is an expression that is relatively unknown and unused, considering that each year millions of high school students worldwide experience a great need for such a phrase. This phrase is simultaneously a profane question and exclamation, and so a fukquestatement. Within the realm of high school mathematics, a "focus" is a point within the interior of an "ellipse" (a circle that stayed out too late the night before, i.e. ellipsicated). An ellipse is one of the conic sections aka connexations sic. In fact, there are two such points, and the plural is foci (as in octupus / octupi). Students are often asked to find the foci of an ellipse in a homework problem or on a test. Typically, this situation arises in the spring of the school year for students in Algebra 2.
Some students had no problem figuring out the details of conic sections during the exam. However, the twins, who had instead been pondering the associated study of connexations earlier that spring instead, did have a problem. After being asked to describe the two most important points within the interior of an ellipse, bewildered and frustrated, the twins simply felt ellipsicated, looked at each other across the room and nodded in silent agreement, ¡¿What the foci?!
by nothinc April 6, 2019
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What the McFuck

When you wait in line for Szechwan sauce at McDonald's for an hour, but then the employees tell you that they sold out at 5 am.
Employee: "I'm sorry ma'am we sold out of Szechwan sauce this morning."
Greg: "WHAT THE MCFUCK??!!"
by the kid from that one class October 14, 2017
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What the Yay

A form of excitement. Text message slang. Its just what the yay.

Abbreviation: WTY
"Bro what the yay. I just won the lottery!"

"Bro Im soo happy for you. Wty!"
by aluua July 29, 2020
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What the Parker

When something is so crazy, it can't even be described.
"Wow, a cat in the classroom! What the Parker?"
by TheDramaticGirl May 3, 2016
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tricommo what

'tri' as in trigganomatry and 'commo' as in the spanish word for what. used when one is confused.
"The cube root of 234987987 is divided by the variable within the radican."
"TRICOMMO WHAT?!
by giustina January 30, 2005
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what face

An open mouth frown when you are confused about something
My dad was trying to fix his car and he made the what face
by What Face April 17, 2017
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what the biscuit

Used by the awesome Toby Turner aka Tobuscus! Polite way of saying what the f**k, used in loads of minecraft and happy wheels videos on youtube, who would be mad at a biscuit?!
What the biscuit!! Creeper just came outta no where! God Dang it!
by Unicorndreams October 18, 2013
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