A syndrome characterized by driving a mini-van recklessly, stemming from--and to compensate for--the shame of driving a mini-van (a direct relationship exists between the degree of “family orientation” to which the mini-van was engineered and the recklessness of the driver, and the mini-van can therefore be used as an indicator of potential road-hazard). Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: veering dangerously across highways, lack of turn signal use, speed limit disobedience, “baby on board” emblems, children’s sports logos, general disregard of the safety, or opinions, of others, and an all-around douchey disposition.
See also: Unnecessary, Oversized Truck Complex, Penis Envy
See also: Unnecessary, Oversized Truck Complex, Penis Envy
Josh: "I think Jeff might be developing a Mini-van Complex."
Brian: "Can you blame him? His wife has vanity plates on that thing."
Brian: "What's that guy's problem?"
Josh: "Mmmmmini-van!"
Brian: "Can you blame him? His wife has vanity plates on that thing."
Brian: "What's that guy's problem?"
Josh: "Mmmmmini-van!"
by Still Commaster April 13, 2011
Get the Mini-van Complexmug. A Japanese term for patriotic fun loving, happy go lucky, bold and loud Americans. Often used to describe American military or people who mix comoflage and old glory patterns. Also used to describe Americans who live in the Bible belt.
The fact that Van Damme is Belgian is irrelevant because he played Guile in Street fighter
The fact that Van Damme is Belgian is irrelevant because he played Guile in Street fighter
by VanDammeAmerican March 20, 2023
Get the Van Damme Americansmug. A small, almost non-existent penis. Most of the time, because of this, a Noud van Halteren doesn’t get noticed. Which makes people say:
by Nulloscentimetros December 5, 2022
Get the Noud van Halterenmug. When the explanation for why something is incorrect takes far longer to say then it does to say the incorrect thing. Like when someone like a guy named Van Schwack calls a false equivalency an apples to apples comparison and the explanation takes far longer than one sentence to explain a one sentence mistake.
Van Schwack,"that comparing apples to apples I don't see the false equivalency"
Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
by Lark Druid February 6, 2022
Get the The Van Schwack Lawmug. by Not Joep November 23, 2021
Get the joep van kreijmug. A very sexy man. He is famous for his role in the Dutch show "Brugklas" what's about a group a teens starting highschool. He also has a sexy role in "Misfits" what has as for today 4 movies and a series
Max van Brugklas also has a dark alter ego called Pablo, you can recognize him by his dirty mustach. If you spot Pablo you can do two things; the first thing is run, just run as hard as you can and as far away as possible. If you can't run away play dead that way he can't see you and he will eventually go away on his own.
Live Laugh Love Max van Brugklas.
Max van Brugklas also has a dark alter ego called Pablo, you can recognize him by his dirty mustach. If you spot Pablo you can do two things; the first thing is run, just run as hard as you can and as far away as possible. If you can't run away play dead that way he can't see you and he will eventually go away on his own.
Live Laugh Love Max van Brugklas.
Person 1: Hey, what would you like your next home to have?
Person 2: I would like to have a penetratie gat in the garden, Max van Brugklas also has one and he's really sexy.
Person 2: I would like to have a penetratie gat in the garden, Max van Brugklas also has one and he's really sexy.
by Penetratie gat 69 August 26, 2023
Get the Max van Brugklasmug. Van-Horn; Verb one who is a hoe or easy , slut disrespected a spet of life. One only called when wantin a quick a peice of ass. nounOr refered to as sex"gettin it in".
"I van-horn or vanhorn last nitght it was hella good" or " This vanhorn gave me head yesterday, but i used protection"
by The HBIC February 19, 2007
Get the van-horn or vanhornmug.