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Ninja Unicorn

When a guy wears a strap on around his head and runs toward his chick from across the room. He then jumps at hear with the strap on heading toward her nether region.
Dale was trying to Ninja Unicorn some chick last night and we saw her run and scream from his boat.
by NWFHA July 23, 2009
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grazing unicorn

See Flying Unicorn
A variation on the flying unicorn in which the female or "unicorn" is eating out another female.
by Klusky May 15, 2005
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Awkward Unicorn

Similar to the original "Awkward Turtle" concept. Hand is made into a "peace" sign (can also be a "rock on" sign) and back of hand is touched to forehead, like a two-horned unicorn.
-awkard silence-
Kandy: "Awkward Turtle!"
LoLo: "AWKWARD UNICORN!"
by LoLo Levity July 26, 2009
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Missing Unicorn

A hallucination or crazy idea that someone who's generally drunk or high comes up with, then continues to believe during the hangover and usually, after they sober up.
Donny: MAN, I saw like, kids on the moon last night. They were up there, in, like, spacesuits, and I could SEE them. They must have been like giants or something!

Jim: Dude, you had a missing unicorn. GET OVER IT.
by Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl December 9, 2010
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vagina unicorn

a vagina unicorn is one that neighs and has a lil horn coming out. these are only present on elizabeths and no other humans
hey did you know that elizabeth has a vagina unicorn?
by gangstah10101010101 May 11, 2014
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technicolor unicorn

when you paint you balls multiple colors and teabag the first girl that passes out at your brohams party.
Frat Guy 1 : did you see the technicolor unicorn on that girl's forehead?

Frat Guy 2 : suh weet brohamiun!
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Brown unicorn

When a male does anal and there’s a slight trace of fecal matter on the penis. Then the female blows the male before the fecal matter is washed off
Hey I got a brown unicorn by Alex
by Berry Licker 69 April 16, 2018
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