twat faced mong

1.the insult to end all insults.

2. meaning a pregnant fish faced mental patient

will you twat faced mong get away from the tv

by corpseman May 13, 2005

twat head

same as dick head

all you fuckin twat heads who are looking at this website

by no1twatheeeeed April 22, 2003

twat-cha-ma-call-it

the title given to a useless tramp who is only good for fucking. bitch is so worthless that it isn't even worth remembering her stupid name.

jay-zebra: man i fucking railed that hoe so hard she started calling me Amtrak
kanye: fool what was her name
jay-zebra: i didn't take the time to learn twat-cha-ma-call-it's name... and rightfully so, she's useful
kanye: true dat
jay-zebra: ditto

by mride123456 February 17, 2008

floppy twat

A over used Twat that has a hanging labia. The Labia stretches out from the outer lips and flops about.

I saw this chicks pussy.....she must fuck alot cuz she has some floppy twat.

by Hawiian Sexy May 6, 2006

twat tickler

a reference to somebody who has a thin layer of hair on the top lip which acts as a broom type and sweeps the inner pussy of a woman while giving oral sex.

ew fag shave that thing off you look like a twat tickler

by Moes June 5, 2005

Twat

Used for Twitter, the past-tense of Tweet.

Yesterday I Twat about my cheating girlfriend.

by doublea7030 December 2, 2009

Posh Twat

A person, generally a guy, who lives in Hampstead or Highgate and thinks they are a badaman, but really, are just a posh twat.

"Skeen bruv, im jammin wiv da main-dogs l8r"
"Yeh...in Hampstead?"
"Course bruv."
"Wow..you badaman."
"Init."
...What a posh twat.

by molak1 September 25, 2011