Taint Bubstep

Derived from the word taint bubble, taint bubstep is the noise a fart makes as it moves along the taint and hits the ballsack.

"The excessive volume of your taint bubstep is makes me feel like bucking out"

by Jova nov February 14, 2012

Taint Tumbling

Someone who takes pleasure in tumbling of the taint

Me have you seen taint tumbling Terry
friend no he’s an asshole
Me yeah

by George_of_the_navy May 6, 2022

Taint tassle

When you have some shit that moves down to your perineum to form a shit stalagtite hanging from it.

Seamus didn't wipe all the shizzle from my crack so now I feel a taint tassle tickling my leg

by Gooeytomato March 15, 2025

Taint Sparkle

The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.

"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."

by klickklackpow January 6, 2012

That Taint Funny

Transferring taint smell from the finger to the upper lip.

I said sniff my taint, she dsaid "Sure" so I jammed a hand down my underwater and scooped up a dose of taint with my middle finger and smearted it on her upper lip. She said" That Taint Funny"!

by Mr.keith.lander May 4, 2014

Taint Spray

Taint Spray: the spray to hide your taint stank; also known as taint be gone, allows for a fresh smelling taint.

Hey billy, your taint stank. Oh. You should try some "taint spray", it helped me with my stank. Thank you Amanda, now my taint smells like dank.

by Taint Magee May 15, 2018

Itchy Side Taint

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy

Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.

by Idisownbikesnobs May 12, 2015