Sunday morning streetsweeper

When you wake up so hung over that while gargling with mouthwash you decide to go ahead and swallow it in order to cure your hangover. Also known as a "Navajo Top Shelf".

There wasn't any alcohol left in the house so I had to resort to a "Sunday morning streetsweeper"

by Ken Shooter January 21, 2012

Beef jerky in the morning

Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock

"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."

by freezerbee August 1, 2019

morning after poo

When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.

I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!

by stotty575 June 15, 2010

Morning Dew

When you go pee at night and leave pee on the toilet seat for someone to sit on

Today I woke up to Morning dew.

by Butterscotch Nick September 13, 2019

foggy morning surprise

after a vigorous night of sex the male wakes early with morning wood. He masturbates and ejaculates in the sleeping girl's face. She is woken up ;blinded and upset. she is having a foggy morning

that foggy morning surprise yesterday was great

by myn odu December 31, 2009

good morning kiss

getting a blow-job first thing in the morning

since i'm up, how about a good morning kiss?

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

Early morning tea

The sweat left on someone's face from your scrotum after you teabag them.

Rucker: Would you like to join me for some early morning tea?
Courtney: What's that?

by -=RUCKER=- June 14, 2004