Mousey thing 

Having rough rat sex after marriage.
Fucking your husband ears.

Lets do the mousey thing later

Mousey thing by Miss dandelion October 29, 2021

duck thing 

Frankie it means ur hair is aight

Dayum son yo hair is a duck thing

duck thing by fuckyolifebingbong November 25, 2021

Shore thing

Used as alternative to "sure thing" , "ok", "cool", " thanks"

A says: "Can you please pass a message to your peers...."

B replies: "Shore thing"

Shore thing by DON Mikey November 29, 2021

The thing 

It’s a thing

“THIS IS THE THING THAT YOU PUNCH AT”

The thing by this is a name <— December 4, 2021

thinnest thing on earth 

My patience

According to scientists at Harvard hair is the thinnest thing on earth.

They obviously haven’t seen my patience.

thinnest thing on earth by _some.guy December 28, 2021

thingy thing 

something you call when you forget what the thing is

“hey dad pass me that thingy thing please”

thingy thing by Liky H January 22, 2022

dead thing 

noun
1. something that is dead
2. fortnite

i turned the light on and off with my epileptic friend and now he is a dead thing

dead thing by MrJameyJam January 27, 2022