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Van Yell-Sing

Noun
Someone who believes that their singing ability is improved by yelling as loud as they can and is usually proud to be labeled as such.

Note: this trait is found mostly in metal-heads.
Yeah, when I just sing as loud as I can, it doesn't matter how out of key I am. I'm such a Van Yell-Sing.
by Abraham Van Yell-Sing October 8, 2011
mugGet the Van Yell-Singmug.

Mini-van Complex

A syndrome characterized by driving a mini-van recklessly, stemming from--and to compensate for--the shame of driving a mini-van (a direct relationship exists between the degree of “family orientation” to which the mini-van was engineered and the recklessness of the driver, and the mini-van can therefore be used as an indicator of potential road-hazard). Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: veering dangerously across highways, lack of turn signal use, speed limit disobedience, “baby on board” emblems, children’s sports logos, general disregard of the safety, or opinions, of others, and an all-around douchey disposition.

See also: Unnecessary, Oversized Truck Complex, Penis Envy
Josh: "I think Jeff might be developing a Mini-van Complex."
Brian: "Can you blame him? His wife has vanity plates on that thing."

Brian: "What's that guy's problem?"
Josh: "Mmmmmini-van!"
by Still Commaster April 13, 2011
mugGet the Mini-van Complexmug.

Ethan van Jaarsveld

He is one of thε few real men left in thε world αnd is very loyal to his partner. He is one of thε most intelligent boys yσu will find in today day αnd age. He is α keeper. He's very kind αnd warm hearted αnd has α good sense of humor. He is α best friend αnd α lover who will never bring out thε dull side in yσu
Ethan van Jaarsveld
by nicole55 November 15, 2011
mugGet the Ethan van Jaarsveldmug.

The Van Schwack Law

When the explanation for why something is incorrect takes far longer to say then it does to say the incorrect thing. Like when someone like a guy named Van Schwack calls a false equivalency an apples to apples comparison and the explanation takes far longer than one sentence to explain a one sentence mistake.
Van Schwack,"that comparing apples to apples I don't see the false equivalency"

Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
by Lark Druid February 6, 2022
mugGet the The Van Schwack Lawmug.

Noud van Halteren

A small, almost non-existent penis. Most of the time, because of this, a Noud van Halteren doesn’t get noticed. Which makes people say:
Who the fuck is Noud van Halteren?
by Nulloscentimetros December 5, 2022
mugGet the Noud van Halterenmug.

Max van Brugklas

A very sexy man. He is famous for his role in the Dutch show "Brugklas" what's about a group a teens starting highschool. He also has a sexy role in "Misfits" what has as for today 4 movies and a series

Max van Brugklas also has a dark alter ego called Pablo, you can recognize him by his dirty mustach. If you spot Pablo you can do two things; the first thing is run, just run as hard as you can and as far away as possible. If you can't run away play dead that way he can't see you and he will eventually go away on his own.
Live Laugh Love Max van Brugklas.
Person 1: Hey, what would you like your next home to have?
Person 2: I would like to have a penetratie gat in the garden, Max van Brugklas also has one and he's really sexy.
by Penetratie gat 69 August 26, 2023
mugGet the Max van Brugklasmug.

van-horn or vanhorn

Van-Horn; Verb one who is a hoe or easy , slut disrespected a spet of life. One only called when wantin a quick a peice of ass. nounOr refered to as sex"gettin it in".
"I van-horn or vanhorn last nitght it was hella good" or " This vanhorn gave me head yesterday, but i used protection"
by The HBIC February 19, 2007
mugGet the van-horn or vanhornmug.

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