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Scottish Sun Dial

Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.
I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Sun

by Daisy destruction May 28, 2017
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Human Capri Sun

Using a mans natural protein as a form of performance enhancer.
When it's time for her 10th protein shake of the day so she grabs your ankles,holds you upside down and gives you the human capri sun by sucking the nut right out of you.
by IntoTheGrimm May 5, 2022
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you smell like the sun

This means you smell like sweat to filipinos and indonesians
Ew put some deodorant on, you smell like the sun!
by Inethiu June 5, 2024
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Reverse Capri Sun

When you are having anal sex with somebody and urinate inside to regain erection and their body consumes the urine .
Took the local bar maid home and Offered her a Reverse Capri Sun...
by DoggeMan November 15, 2023
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Sun Yinghao

FATTEST ASS THICC BARBIE GIRL ACE ALL ROUNDER LONG LEGGED
Boy: You know Sun Yinghao?
Girl: Yeah which??
Boy: THE ONE WITH THE FATTEST ASS
by jiachen June 9, 2021
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JACK KNIFING THE SUN

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.
Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021
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