by assfacedickbag August 31, 2016
Get the hotness scalemug. Much like the Richter scale which is a measure of the strength of earthquakes. The Cortina scale is used in the measuring of farts. The scale goes from 1 to 10 with 1 being not stinky to 10 being the stinkiest toot ever created. If one does not throw up it cannot be considered a 10.
by StoneColdET2024 March 28, 2024
Get the The Cortina Scalemug. by Jim “Bigs” M. January 24, 2024
Get the 55 scalemug. Announcing that oneself is "humble" actually makes him/ her/ them less humble. The more that one self-proclaims "humility," the less humble that person is in reality. This is the essence of a "humble person," which is represented mathematically as follows:
Level of humble = 1 - self-proclaimed humble level
Level of humble = 1 - self-proclaimed humble level
Mike: *calls himself "humblemike"*
Mike's friends: "Mike clearly isn't that humble. According to the humble scale, I think his humble level just dropped to 3%"
Mike's friends: "Mike clearly isn't that humble. According to the humble scale, I think his humble level just dropped to 3%"
by neutralayelet October 7, 2019
Get the The humble scalemug. by supadoop June 7, 2016
Get the scaling the cascadesmug. A person who repeatedly checks their body weight multiple times a day, especially after using the restroom.
Tim: Where is Terry?
Tom: Probably checking his weight.
Tim: Has he been going to the gym or changed his diet?
Tom: No, he’s just a Scale Squatter.
Tom: Probably checking his weight.
Tim: Has he been going to the gym or changed his diet?
Tom: No, he’s just a Scale Squatter.
by King Ricardo III May 19, 2023
Get the Scale Squattermug. 